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Other free VPNs lock encryption, kill switch, or unlimited data behind a "premium" plan. We just put it all in the free app.

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🎪 The Full Feature List

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Unlimited Data

No data caps. No throttling. Other free VPNs hand out 500MB-10GB a month then beg you to pay. We just don't.

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No-Log Policy

We don't store your IP, your DNS queries, your session times, or which server you picked. Audit it yourself.

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AES-256 Encryption

Military-grade encryption with WireGuard handshake. Same crypto stack as banks and signal apps.

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Kill Switch

If the tunnel drops, all traffic stops. Zero leaks on public WiFi, zero IP exposure when reconnecting.

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Split Tunneling

Pick which apps go through the encrypted tunnel and which stay direct. Per-app routing on Android.

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Free Forever (No Trial)

Ad-supported model. No card, no trial, no upsell email cascade. The free tier IS the product.

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WireGuard + OpenVPN

The two most respected modern protocols. Auto-picks the fastest one for your network, or pin one manually.

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🎪 vs Other "Free" VPNs

Feature 🤡 ClownVPN ProtonVPN Free Windscribe Free TunnelBear Free
Monthly data capUnlimitedUnlimited*10 GB2 GB
Server countMeme servers3 countries10 countries49 countries
WireGuard✓✓✓✗
Kill switch (free tier)✓✓✓✗
Split tunneling (free tier)✓✗✓✗
Card requiredNoNoNoNo
Speed throttling on freeNoYesNoNo
Aggressive upsell emailsNeverSometimesSometimesYes
Brainrot rating👑 W📚 boring🐻 mid🐻 mid

* ProtonVPN's free tier is unlimited bandwidth but throttled and limited to 3 server locations. Comparison based on publicly advertised features as of 2026.

🎪 FAQ

Are any features locked behind a paid tier?
No. There is no paid tier. Every feature on this page is in the free Android app.
How do you make money if it's all free?
In-app ads. That's it. No data sale, no premium upsell, no card collection. Read the honest breakdown.
Is encryption really AES-256?
Yes. ChaCha20-Poly1305 in WireGuard mode, AES-256-GCM in OpenVPN mode. Both modern, both peer-reviewed.
What's the difference between split tunneling and a kill switch?
Split tunnel = some apps tunneled, others direct (your choice). Kill switch = if the tunnel drops, all traffic stops. They're independent and can be combined.

🎪 All These In One Tap

Every feature, free, on Google Play right now.

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