🌙 LATE NIGHT MODE ACTIVATED — THE CLOWN IS WATCHING 🌙
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Talk To
The Clowns.

Real humans on the other end. Pick the inbox that fits — it routes faster than a generic "contact us" form.

🎪 Pick Your Inbox

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Support

App not connecting? Server issues? Setup questions? This is the line. We try to respond within 24 hours on weekdays.

✉️ support@clownvpn.com
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Bugs

Found a bug? Include: Android version, app version, what you did, what broke. Screenshots help. Crash IDs help even more.

✉️ bugs@clownvpn.com
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Privacy

Data subject requests, GDPR/CCPA inquiries, deletion requests. We respond within 30 days as required by law.

✉️ privacy@clownvpn.com
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Legal

Subpoenas, takedown notices, DMCA, court orders. Sent here for proper handling.

✉️ legal@clownvpn.com
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Security

Found a vulnerability? Responsible disclosure here. We acknowledge within 48 hours and aim to fix critical issues within 7 days.

✉️ security@clownvpn.com
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Press & Partnerships

Media requests, partnership ideas, "we want to give you money to put a billboard up". The fun mailbox.

✉️ hello@clownvpn.com

🎪 Before You Email

Most support questions are already answered. Check these first — you'll often save yourself a 24-hour wait:

📚 Features overview

What's in the app, what's not, what's planned.

🚫 No-logs policy

Detailed breakdown of what we collect — and don't.

🔒 Privacy policy

Full data-handling policy. The legal version.

🤖 Android setup

Install + first-time configuration questions.

🎪 Response Time SLA

We're a small team. Honest expectations:

Inbox First reply Resolution target
support@~24 hours (weekdays)72 hours
bugs@~48 hoursDepends on severity
privacy@~5 business days30 days (legal max)
security@~48 hours7 days for critical
legal@~5 business days
hello@Whenever we get to it

🎪 The Boring Address

ClownVPN, Inc.
[legal mailing address to be added]
Delaware, USA

For physical mail. We prefer email. Significantly faster.