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~12 MB Β· Android 8+ Β· No payment info required.

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~12MB
App Size
60s
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πŸŽͺ Available On

We started with Android because that's where most of the brainrot lives. iOS and Windows builds are next.

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Android
LIVE ON PLAY STORE

Android 8.0+. ~12 MB. Updated weekly. Ad-supported, no card.

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iOS
COMING SOON

iPhone + iPad app is in the oven. Sign up for the waitlist and we\'ll notify you the moment it lands on the App Store.

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Windows
COMING SOON

Windows 10 + 11 desktop client. Same WireGuard core, with a system tray icon that honks.

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πŸŽͺ Install In 60 Seconds

1
Tap Download

Hit the Play Store button. Confirm install. Wait ~10 seconds while Google does its thing.

2
Open & Allow

Open the app. Tap one button to grant the VPN permission. Android will ask once; we never ask again.

3
Pick A Server & Connect

Tap the big circle. You\'re tunneled. Optionally pick from our meme server list. Done.

πŸŽͺ FAQ

Is ClownVPN actually free?
Yes. Ad-supported, no card, no trial, no upsell. The only paid tier is a joke that you literally cannot buy.
Why is the iOS app not here yet?
Apple's review queue + we're a small team. We're working on it. Sign up for the iOS waitlist and we'll honk at you the day it ships.
Is it safe? How do I know you're not logging me?
Strict no-log policy, AES-256 + WireGuard, kill switch by default. Read our no-log policy for what we do and don't collect.
What Android versions do you support?
Android 8.0 (Oreo) and up. Roughly 95% of active Android devices.
Does it drain my battery?
WireGuard is one of the most battery-efficient VPN protocols. You'll lose ~3-5% of standby battery while connected. Less than your Discord app.
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