🌙 LATE NIGHT MODE ACTIVATED — THE CLOWN IS WATCHING 🌙
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Free VPN
For iPhone.
Almost Here.

We're cooking. Apple is reviewing. The clown is sweating. Drop your email and we'll honk at you the moment it lands on the App Store.

✅ You're on the list. We'll honk at you when iOS drops.

💡 No spam. One email when it ships. Then we shut up.

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🎪 What's The Holdup?

Honestly? iOS apps take longer to build right. Apple's network extension APIs are weirder than Android's VPN API. Their review process is slow and opinionated. We'd rather ship something that works on day one than rush a buggy build that pisses you off.

Translation: soon, but not "soon™". Real soon. We're talking weeks, not months. The Android team is helping with QA.

🎪 What You'll Get On Day One

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WireGuard Tunnel

Native Network Extension. AES-256. Same hardened tunnel as Android.

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Unlimited Data

Same no-cap policy. Other free iOS VPNs give you 500MB. We don't.

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No Logs. No Account.

No sign-up, no email required (after waitlist), no IP retention.

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On-Demand + Kill Switch

iOS-native on-demand connection rules. Auto-connect on untrusted WiFi.

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iPhone + iPad

Universal app. Same install on both. Apple Silicon Mac via iPad app too.

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All The Meme Servers

Ohio, Area 51, Florida Man's Garage, Skibidi Toilet. All available.

🤔 Got Android Too?

While you wait, the Android version is already live and free. Same WireGuard + AES-256, same servers, same zero-logs.

🤖 Try Android Now

🎪 FAQ

When exactly will the iOS app drop?
No firm date. We're mid-build. Apple's review timeline adds uncertainty. The waitlist gets first notice the day it goes live on the App Store.
Will the iOS version be free too?
Yes. Same model as Android. Ad-supported, no card, no trial, no subscription trap. All the features.
Can I sideload it with a .ipa file?
No. We're going through the official App Store. Sideloading would mean weaker trust signals and a worse user experience for most people.
What about iPad?
Same binary will run on iPad. Universal app, scaled UI.
Can I use my Android install on iOS?
There's no account to migrate (we don't have accounts). When iOS drops, you just install the app and connect — same as Android.