πŸŒ™ LATE NIGHT MODE ACTIVATED β€” THE CLOWN IS WATCHING πŸŒ™
πŸͺŸ WINDOWS BUILD COMING SOON

Free VPN
For Windows.
Coming Soon.

Windows 10 + 11 desktop client. Same WireGuard core as Android. System tray icon that honks. Join the list β€” first email when it ships.

βœ… You're on the list. We'll honk at you when Windows drops.
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...because we haven't built it yet.
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πŸŽͺ Mobile First. Desktop Next.

πŸ“Š Where the demand is

72% of "free VPN" searches in 2025 came from mobile devices. We started where the most people needed it most.

βš™οΈ Desktop is its own beast

Windows VPN clients need driver installs, TUN/TAP adapters, firewall integration, system-wide kill switches. We're building it properly.

🎯 Same tunnel, different UI

The cryptography, the no-log policy, the server list β€” all identical to Android. Only the client app is different.

πŸŽͺ What The Windows Build Will Have

Feature Day-One? Notes
WireGuard tunnel, AES-256βœ“ YesSame crypto stack as Android
All meme servers (Ohio, Area 51, etc.)βœ“ Yesβ€”
System tray icon + global kill switchβœ“ YesOne-click connect from tray
Auto-connect on untrusted WiFi (SSID rules)βœ“ YesConfigurable allow/deny list
Split tunneling by .exe or by IP rangeβœ“ YesWay more flexible than mobile
Auto-start with Windowsβœ“ YesOptional, off by default
Browser extensionβœ— Not plannedUse the app, not a proxy
Windows 7 / 8 supportβœ— NoModern WireGuard requirements

πŸ“± Got A Phone?

Android version is live and free. Same hardened tunnel, same servers, same zero-logs. While Windows cooks.

πŸ€– Try Android Now

πŸŽͺ FAQ

When does the Windows app drop?
After iOS. Mobile-first roadmap. The Windows build is greenlit and architected, but it's behind the iOS release.
Will it work on Windows 10 too?
Yes. Windows 10 (1903+) and Windows 11. We're skipping Windows 7/8 β€” they don't support modern WireGuard properly.
macOS? Linux?
macOS will be served by the iOS universal app via Apple Silicon initially. Linux is community-requested but not on the official roadmap yet. WireGuard's native CLI works with our config files.
Will the Windows app be free?
Yes. Same ad-supported model across all platforms. No card, no trial.
Browser extension?
We're evaluating. Chrome/Firefox/Edge extensions are useful but they only proxy browser traffic, which isn't a real VPN. Probably not happening β€” install the app instead when it's ready.